Darnit Doll Darn It Doll

When you want to throw the phone
Or kick the desk and shout,
Here's a little darnit doll
You cannot do without

Just grasp it firmly by the legs
and find a place to slam it,
And as you whack its stuffing out,
Yell, darnit, darnit, darnit!!!

Print him out. Make him any size you desire. Test your skills with handwovens or just make him from a durable fabric, stuff him with batting and keep him handy for those tense moments.

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